"505Turbeaux" (505turbeaux)
08/14/2014 at 10:52 • Filed to: None
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"505Turbeaux" (505turbeaux)
08/14/2014 at 10:52 • Filed to: None | 1
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Last night during my recovery I had the strangest goddamn dream. It followed the plot of Titanic, but it was starring Kate Winslet and McCaulay Culkin. Instead of a boat across the Atlantic, it was a Corvair 'vert road trip across the country west to east. But I woke up before the end of the dream. I got past the whole bow scene where they were out of the top (as represented by my 10 second photochop), the naked drawing part in the back seat. Oppo, how would this have ended?
Also should I be seeking professional help? My dreams are getting really bizarre and more car related
This post really needs picture comments too, dammit
Your boy, BJR
> 505Turbeaux
08/14/2014 at 10:59 |
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Jesus Christ , man.
mr_gofast
> 505Turbeaux
08/14/2014 at 11:02 |
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after the bow scene and nekked art pose, id say they drive off into the sunset all grins and giggles, then right before the drive in chapel, they get t boned driver side by a beige camry driven by a 75yr old granny with bifocals. She will of course claim she didnt see them due to the sun being in her eyes. Jack will die from internal injuries and Kate will live on to forever hate camries and the color beige
THE END
Agrajag
> 505Turbeaux
08/14/2014 at 11:03 |
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Relying too much on the GPS they drive straight into the chilly waters of the Atlantic during the night. The hood, detached by now keeps them afloat for awhile, but their combined weight is too much and McCauley slips away into the icy depths to save the woman he loves. Winslet, awoken by the morning sun realizes she's about 25 ft from the beach. The hood never detached completely, being held on by the washer fluid line.
Culkin's lifeless body, covered in seaweed, lays strewn on the beach.
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505Turbeaux
> Agrajag
08/14/2014 at 11:05 |
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YES!!!
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505Turbeaux
> mr_gofast
08/14/2014 at 11:06 |
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hahahaha and she visits the scene of the accident as an old lady and hucks the damn necklace through the window of the chapel
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mr_gofast
> 505Turbeaux
08/14/2014 at 11:07 |
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exactly.
With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username
> 505Turbeaux
08/14/2014 at 11:07 |
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We need a kinja sub for dream reports.
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Your boy, BJR
> Agrajag
08/14/2014 at 11:07 |
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Fuck dude, thats Troma levels of crazy. Fuck yeah!
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Agrajag
> Your boy, BJR
08/14/2014 at 11:09 |
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That is one the highest compliments I've been paid.
Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
> 505Turbeaux
08/14/2014 at 11:39 |
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Wheel tucks and the hit a tree. Also get help.
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505Turbeaux
> Vince-The Roadside Mechanic
08/14/2014 at 11:40 |
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lol
Leadbull
> 505Turbeaux
08/14/2014 at 12:03 |
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"Draw me like one of your French girls."
[Macaulay begins sketching a Renault Dauphine]
"Dauphine? That lower class hoe? Did you ever love me?"
"But baby, I don't know what happened. My artist instincts took over. I love you, not her!"
"Bullcrap, I'll pull this lever thingy if you don't tell me the truth right now, I swear to God!"
"SWEAR TO ME."
[Batman drives up in the 50s Batmobile.]
"YOU TWO ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER."
"(Both:) Whhhhhhaaaaaaaat?"
"SERIOUS DANGER. IF YOU DON'T PULL OVER IMMEDIATELY, YOU'LL GE....UUFFFFDfjoasidfihgopaerhg"
[The Batmobile is struck head-on by a semi, distributing Head-On to local stores. The last thing Batman saw was Shaq's face.]
"Maybe we should pull over!"
"Not until you apologize for drawing that ugly woman instead of me!"
"Ok, I'm sorry! I love you, and only you!"
"Me, too! I'm great, aren't I!"
[Kate Winslet pushes Macaulay out of car]
"Ah crap, I can't drive stick. AAAAAAAHHHH!"
[Kate strikes iceberg. In the middle of Arizona. A once in a lifetime event. Kate dies.]
The End.
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505Turbeaux
> Leadbull
08/14/2014 at 12:04 |
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hahahahahahaha brilliant